You thought you were in control?

How very black-mirror of them…

Because sometimes I would rather things be slow than blurry, and my workstation monitor is >1080p.

We really need to get past the 1080p barrier. AFAICS there is one economical KVM solution for that, and several costly enterprise kits. Surely the actual hardware cost/difference per-unit would be quite small now?

Henceforth, when walking on a frozen lake or river, one must declare that the floor is lava!

Perhaps you meant to say that ices are crystals?

A series of coffee tubes!

Sorry if you took that as a literal accusation, it was meant to be some light-hearted McCarthyism satire cast upon this whole sad state of affairs.

100% of wordpress™ users in recent poll agree that…

Are you now, or have you ever been… a WP Engine customer?

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…and we all know what that advantage can do! (Covertly looks in IE’s direction)

Brain updates? Now with integrated thought-crime prevention using AI-safety training data.

Great, now we’ll have separate “california-model” ai-models, like cars.

Personally witnessed or it didn’t happen.

Multiple endings! Refund, pay-up, audit, and no-knock raid!

Perhaps more important is to have devices start or fall open… if the OEM has lost interest in it, let others support the device. Make ewaste valuable and avoidable.

What gets me is the “this phone cant be trusted” message on boot. Implying OEM roms are trustworthy, but nothing i choose or create could possibly be.

This is the experience of a senior developer using genai. A junior or non-dev might not leave the “AI is magic” high until they have a repo full of garbage that doesn’t work.

It can point you in a direction, for sure, but sometimes you find out much later that it’s a dead-end.