All my homies hate agile, Jira, scrum, kanban, etc.

In truth none of these items are inherently wrong - what’s wrong is leadership picking up new tools and adopting management structures expecting them to solve fundamental organizational issues.

Instead they only serve to magnify the outcomes of your existing corporate culture.

If you press F12 and look at the network calls you can see the insane amount of analytics they are sending for every twitch of the mouse

JavaScript developers hate this one weird trick!

puts on fake moustache “Hello I am new to the area and would like to procure one internet please.”

“I’m suing you!”

“What for?”

“It’s a surprise 🎉🥳🎊”

Good citation, thanks!

Latter article is mostly AI generated images

That gives me an idea - managers can ask staff to learn the CLI and give them gift cards for what it would have cost to license the Docker Desktop client 🧠

Meta don’t scrape user data…they already have it stored neatly in databases with supporting APIs

Wait…y’all were paying for Docker?

Firefox working fine for me

GOTO 42069

• Start working in morning - Photo 2
• Take a break and come back - Photo 1
• flow state
• Come back next day - Photo 2
• The saga continues… (Wu tang, Wu tang)

Yeah in reality it’s even the fourth or fifth copy-paste that actually warrants generalizing, inevitably I find some tweak I need to make to two of the places to render the original generalization a waste of time

But if you are going to copy and paste make sure you keep it as similar as possible to the other instances to make it easy to refactor if you revisit in future

I’m sorry, but as an AI language model, I cannot allow you to go to the bathroom during classroom hours.

Kaggle has some good free datasets to practice