The wealthy have an out. Peter Thiel, for example. He has a private compound in New Zealand he can bug out to if it gets too hot where he is right now.

I’d be kind of impressed with myself if someone disliked me enough to make a voodoo doll of me.

I would LOVE that.

In my country we refer to gravel roads as metalled roads, for no reason I can explain.

Since you’ve already decided how my part of the discussion is going to go, you may as well go ahead and hold it without me.

Turnabout is fair play, surely?

People assume the universe has secrets. People assume the secrets are worth knowing. People assume the secrets can be understood without an advanced education in cosmology.

* Dog sniffs my butt then walks to one of those programmable phrase button mats * “Lose weight, fatso!”

“…who programmed that button?”

*While carrying 64 1m x 1m x 1m cubic blocks of stone in your hand.

Schrödinger was responsible for so much good work in science, but all we remember him for is his cruelty to animals. :(

Ever worry that you might be reading things into a text that just aren’t there?

I may be forgetting about it.

I think it’s probably mostly that first thing. There’s only two-three websites I visit on the daily anymore. The rest isn’t worth it.

This is why I love Minecraft so much. Single-player rules.

I hope your actual future is better than that, but a disability is not an ‘I Win’ button for internet discussion.

Sticks, communal sponges…

Read some history to discover methods used before we settled on toilet paper.

Spoiler: you’re not gonna like it.

You just said you were handwriting.

That’s when you underline.

Please, I’m confused enough about what people younger than 30 are trying to say.